Saturday, March 7, 2009

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam

I keep getting email requests from lonely housewives saying that they want to hook up with me. I don't know about you, but I immediately wonder "Um...marriage counseling?" I mean seriously, you've got to be a pretty desperate housewife to randomly ask for sex by bulk mailing everyone on the internet. It doesn't work. Believe me. I've tried.

2 comments:

  1. It's all a bunch of bullshit or you can simply refer to "my acronym" WABOS which stands for What_A_Bunch_Of_Shit.

    As for the girls, the MAJORITY of this I refer to as SpamPussy and they are Yahoo and MSN CAMgirLs and nothing more.

    The remainder are girls claiming to be sitting on $10_million_dollars in Africa and they can't pay their hotel bill, please help.

    Now that you are armed with this intelligent information, you should find pressing the DELete key much easier.

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